Step Aside Katy Perry

While talking about an iPod kissing competition to win a free iPod at De Anza with Serena, who linked me to some interestingly fun pictures, I decided to play lyricist for the day.  At the same time, she was suffering from katyperryitis, with the lyrics to "I Kissed a Girl" stuck in her head.  Ah Katy Perry... if only your singing was equally good live as it is in the studio.

Here's my version: "I Kissed an iPod"

 This was never the way I planned
 Not my intention
 I got so brave, music in hand
 Lost my discretion
 It's not what, I'm used to
 Just wanna try you on
 I'm curious for you 
 Caught my attention

 I kissed an iPod, and I liked it,

 The taste of it's casing of plastic.

 I kissed an iPod just to try it,

 I hope that my Zune don't mind it.

 It felt so wrong

 It felt so right

 Don't mean I'm into Apples tonight

 I kissed an iPod, and I liked it

 I liked it

 No, I don't even know your memory

 It doesn't matter, 
 You're my experimental gadgetry
 Just human nature, 
 It's not what, 
 Good Zune users do
 Not how they should behave
 My head gets so confused
 Hard to obey

 

 I kissed an iPod, and I liked it,

 The taste of it's casing of plastic.

 I kissed an iPod just to try it,

 I hope that my Zune don't mind it.

 It felt so wrong

 It felt so right

 Don't mean I'm into Apples tonight

 I kissed an iPod, and I liked it

 I liked it

 

 iPods, they are so magical

 Hot screens, black buttons, so kissable
 Hard to resist so touchable
 Too good to deny it
 Ain't no big deal, it's innocent

 I kissed an iPod, and I liked it,

 The taste of it's casing of plastic.

 I kissed an iPod just to try it,

 I hope that my Zune don't mind it.

 It felt so wrong

 It felt so right

 Don't mean I'm into Apples tonight

 I kissed an iPod, and I liked it

 I liked it

URL for the pictures btw: 

http://janegarrino.com/KissiPodFeb09/content/IMG_3760_large.html

Happy kissing!